Wendy McClure

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Archives for December 2005

Holiday Photo Spectacular (because I have no time to write an entry)

December 20, 2005 by Wendy

Maybe you thought your weekend was hot shit, but you weren’t riding the CTA Santa Train when it totally derailed. (Again!) And you probably didn’t build a Gingerbread Currency Exchange either. Then again, you might have actually gotten all your shopping done and your presents wrapped and all your cards finished. And you might actually have time to do things like post to your weblog, and make thoughtful crafts. and participate in the liberal conspiracy against Christmas, because you weren’t out fucking around. Good for you!

(More later if I have the, um, time.)

Filed Under: misc

Hey Glamour readers!

December 12, 2005 by Wendy

For those of you coming here after reading the article on women bloggers in January’s issue of Glamour, welcome. More about me here; older entries (including the one quoted in the magazine) are here and here, and yet more of my old entries are in my book, for which further information can be found here.

(Could I be more here here here! and click click click!? Sorry about that.)

And just what is this nutty blogging business, you ask? Oh, we’ll tell you all about it.

Filed Under: General

Run, run as fast as you can

December 11, 2005 by Wendy

The other night my boyfriend and I were watching this awesome show about gingerbread houses. You may not think a Food Network documentary about the Gingerbread House Challenge Championship in Asheville, NC would be an awesome show, but it is; it comes in on a special cable signal in the Fucking Awesome frequency that can only be picked up when Chris is near the TV. I mean when I am alone, nothing is ever on besides some Gilmore Girls rerun (typical summary: Lorelai names each of her potato chips after Osmonds; Rory awkwardly takes tea with the Illuminati; something about Kirk and a ladder), but when Chris comes over we are visited by R. Kelly videos, truly glorious Lifetime movies about cybersmut, and the wonder that is Competitive Gingerbread. Which consists of making gingerbread houses that look like the work of Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light™ brought to freakishly goopy third-dimensional life in a parallel universe based on sugar instead of carbon. We are talking some seriously fucked-up candy civil engineering here.
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Filed Under: misc

Hit refresh some more!

December 8, 2005 by Wendy

Added some awesome new crappy-review quotes to the the list of randomly generated index page titles, courtesy of DeeDee “M.” of Bentonville, AR, whose comments will be taken to heart, and whose last initial will never be taken too literally. Thanks, DeeDee!
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Filed Under: news

Podcasts I Actually Listen To

December 6, 2005 by Wendy

As much as I love partially downloading and subquently deleting most podcasts, I’ve managed to find two that make it all the way onto my iPod. They are: John Hodgman’s Little Gray Book Lectures and The Bat Segundo Show. I mean, I listen to them and everything!

Filed Under: General

Things on My Wish List That I Am Unlikely to Get for Christmas

December 6, 2005 by Wendy

New jeans that are like my Jessica Simpson jeans in every way, except for the association with Jessica Simpson.

A perpetual can of Diet Coke that never goes empty, warm, or flat.

One of those heated Japanese bras. Black, please!

The head of Adam Corolla.

A robot servant who can charge my cell phone, update my iPod, pick up prescriptions, and dispense quarters through its mouth.

Exact replicas of the black-heart-skull-and-crossbones earrings worn by Nena in the video for 99 Luftballons.

A faithful ghost dog.

Some process by which to absorb the complete texts of the last two Harry Potter books without having to actually read them.

The amazing ability to turn lights and appliances on and off with the mere clap of my hands.

Filed Under: misc

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Recent Press and Links

  • Essay: A Little House Adulthood For the American Masters documentary on Laura Ingalls Wilder, I contributed a piece to the PBS website about revisiting the Little House books.
  • Essay: The Christmas Tape (At Longreads.com) How an old audio tape of holiday music became a record of family history, unspoken rituals, and grief.
  • Q & A With Wendy McClure Publishers Weekly interview about editing, Wanderville and more.

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