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Blow by blow

April 19, 2006 by Wendy

I’d heard about the tornadoes that hit Iowa City last week, but it wasn’t until yesterday that I saw photos of the damage. As soon as I saw that that some of the worst hit areas were in my old neighborhood–I lived just up the street from this sorority house–I began to look all over Flickr to see if I could find out what happened to my old place.

For three years I lived on the first floor of an old house a mile off campus. It was perched on a little bluff overlooking a quiet intersection with a brick street. It had two porches, one off each bedroom, and an old-fashioned metal roof. Right after we signed the lease, my roommate and I showed the place to her mother, who declared it a deathtrap for about fifteen different reasons, many of them stupid.

“How are you going to keep people from just climbing in your windows?” she asked. We’ll lock the windows, we told her. She wondered alound if the carpet had mold, the deadly kind. Probably not, we told her. “The bathroom is upstairs? You’re going to fall down those stairs in the middle of the night,” she said. No we won’t, we told her. She was sure the place was filled with mice or termites or radon gas. (It wasn’t.) The floorboards might warp. (So what?) The gasket seal on the refrigerator could be better (The hell?) When she’d finally run out of things to find fault with, she stepped outside with us and peered up at the beautiful old tree in the side yard.

“That tree is going to fall on the house,” she said.

But as it turned out, it fell the other way.

Filed Under: misc, personal

That's right, I'm a motorcycle-knocker-overer

March 31, 2006 by Wendy

I have another essay in the NY Times Magazine Funny Pages this week. Read it and be glad you don’t live on my street.

Filed Under: misc, personal, promo

Everything else I haven't mentioned yet (much of it in parentheses) (for some reason)

March 22, 2006 by Wendy

The flight back on Monday night was delayed three hours, because I guess Newark is always like that. I like that it was long enough to justify spending seven bucks on aiport WiFi so I could upload the last batch of photos. I didn’t like getting in so late that Chris and I had to scrap our plans to watch The Warriors and pretend that we recognized the subway stops.

It was a good trip. We spent more on Metrocards than on cabs. We went to that place where that one guy makes pizzas all by himself and everyone stands around watching sadly until they get a slice. I got to make devious plans for the new book. (I’ll show you the cover soon.) I went to see the Girlbomb reading and I bought the book and read the whole thing (and you should, too, and then check out Janice’s old journal entries, which will quietly blow your mind). We went to the Museum of Television and Radio and watched many old things, though I was a little disappointed that they didn’t have the episode of Fantasy Island that scared the crap out of me when I was a kid (the one I described in paragraph 3 of this old TWoP recap). I suppose I was also a little relieved.

Two final questions about New York, both animal-related, one of them hypothetical: 1.) Are there really that many pugs in the West Village, or do people bring them from other parts of the city just to walk them there? 2.) Say you’re waiting on a mostly empty subway platform and you look over and see a rat across the tracks, skittering around happily on its own deserted stretch of platform, and then you see a very nicely dressed woman coming down the stairs and choosing not to stand at the busier end of the platform and instead striding over to the empty end, into rat territory. Do you try to shout across the tracks and warn her? (Okay, maybe this is not hypothetical.) (And no, I wasn’t on the rat side of the tracks.) (And yes, there are rats in Chicago, too, and they come with their own dramatic possibilties.)

And finally finally: come to the reading in Oakbrook on Thursday. Which, by the time you read this, will be tonight.

Filed Under: bookstuff, misc, promo

As of tomorrow, I will be

March 16, 2006 by Wendy

in New York.  Chris and I will be there through Monday.  And I’ve been so busy finishing columns and celebrating my birthday and getting work stuff taken care of and preparing for my now totally legal presidential campaign that I haven’t had a chance to tell people I’ll be in town.  So if you live in New York and want to meet up, try writing me.  (Bonus if I actually know you.) I hope to be on email.  I also hope I can update on the road.

Filed Under: General, misc

Neener neener meme-er

March 2, 2006 by Wendy

Four jobs I’ve had:

  1. Server at university student union coffee stand. Not a “barista.” Nobody called us that back then. No lattes, either, though sometimes people would come up and ask for one and we’d make fun of them after they left.
  2. Seasonal sales clerk at Marshall Field’s. When we’d have to leave the salesfloor to go to the bathroom, we had to say to our co-workers, “I’m going to Twenty-Six.” Except I don’t remember what the number was, but whatever the case, you’d say it in order to sound like you were going to some secret department to do fabulously expensive shoe inventory. And not just peeing.
  3. Essay test grader at ACT. Another seasonal job. It was a lot like this, actually.
  4. College creative writing instructor. I was twenty-three. My students were mostly twenty-one. You can imagine how this went. I made them read that Cynthia Ozick story about the shawl, the dead baby, and the Holocaust, and they made me read their stories about drunk driving tragedies, space zombies, and bestiality.

Four movies I can watch over and over:

  1. Bring It On, because this is not a democracy, it’s a cheerocracy.
  2. Singin’ in the Rain, which is not just a musical, it’s an amazing spectacular Hollywood circle-jerk of a movie.
  3. Fitzcarraldo, which I’ve only seen once, but come on! They drag a steamboat over a mountain! For real!
  4. Airplane!

Four places I’ve lived:

  1. Oak Park, Illinois.
  2. A crumbling old house in Iowa City, Iowa.
  3. Another crumbling old house in Iowa City, Iowa.
  4. Chicago, Illinois.

Four TV shows I love I’ve loved:
(What’s with the present tense here, silly meme?)

  1. That’s Incredible!
  2. St. Elsewhere
  3. Twin Peaks
  4. Cheers, the Shelley Long era

Four places I’ve vacationed:

  1. Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
  2. Vancouver, Canada.
  3. Somewhere In Jamaica That Requried Us to Drive Two Hours From the Airport On The Wrong Side Of the Road Late At Night And We Almost Hit A Goat And I Cried In the Back Seat.
  4. Florida.

Four of my favorite dishes:

  1. Pad Kee Mao
  2. Macaroni and Cheese
  3. New York-style slices
  4. Feta and tomato omelets

Four sites I visit daily:

  1. Gapers Block
  2. My Kinja digest
  3. MySpace.com, God help me.
  4. Flickr

Four places I would rather be right now:

  1. Lake Michigan, because then I would be like, “Hey you! I’m a Great Lake! Splish splash, suckas!” and get to hang out with the U.P.
  2. Or I could be the Mall of America and be all, “Kiss my ass! I’ve got three roller coasters in my belly! A wedding chapel! An aquarium!”
  3. Ooh, what if I was Google? Does that count as a place? How would that work?
  4. Maybe I’m not understanding the question right.

I was tagged by Kevin. Blame him.

Filed Under: misc, personal

How I've been

February 17, 2006 by Wendy

It feels like all my habits are different now. Some of this is deliberate. I stopped drinking Diet Coke last month. I expected this to be drastic, like getting my forehead tattooed, and somehow it is not. I did it for lots of reasons, though I think one of the most significant ones is that, well, Diet Coke is heavy. I’m tired of carrying those twelve-packs and cases, which, with those little cardboard handles, feels an awful lot like tying a set of encyclopedias to your fingers and letting them dangle.

And I was sick of the cans, especially all the empty ones in my car. When I drove on bumpy roads my car would sound like a junkie pushing his shopping cart. And just after I started cutting down on Diet Coke I found these videos, which helped my resolve considerably. If Diet Coke does that to Mentos, I wondered, what is it doing to my minty fresh soul?

And then when I stopped drinking so much Diet Coke. I started drinking black coffee. I mean I just stopped putting sweetener in the one cup I have at work in the morning. I haven’t felt this adult since the moment I realized I really actually sort of enjoy hearing Nina Totenberg read aloud Supreme Court transcripts on NPR. (No shit, I like it better than the recorded courtroom audio they’ve had recently. That Nina, she does Scalia’s quotes so snippily!) Anyway, it’s nice to know I can fully function on only a few dozen milligrams of caffeine and that my heart is no longer being pickled in aspartame.

I’m cooking more. I spend at least three or four hours on the weekend in a chopping/peeling/blender-ing trance. I finally understand why great big heavy knives are so great, though I might throw one at you if you call me a “foodie” because, dear God, that word makes me angry.

And I haven’t been to Target since early November. I wouldn’t call it a boycott, exactly, but I just decided I’d try to see how long I could avoid going there. I don’t imagine this would make any difference with them (and Illinois law overrrules their policies anyway), but I just began to resent how essential that big damn red store had become to my life, and somehow it felt better to just cut it out. I don’t mind if anyone else shops there. I just don’t feel like going there these days, and wandering around trying to find where the hell I left my cart, because I always fucking did that.

Does all this sound like I am living in a cabin in the woods? I hope that’s not the impression I’m giving here. My life isn’t suddenly more meaningful than usual. Though did I mention I’m doing yoga? I’ll tell you more about the yoga sometime. When I do more of it, that is.

Filed Under: Body, General, misc, personal

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