Okay, someone needs to explain these Brazilian yogurt ads that I’ve been hearing so much about. Apparently they’re really controversial or something! The text for all three of these says, Forget it. Men’s tastes will never change. And here are the images:
Well, yeah: men like naked women, right? Uh, no argument there.
And you know, I’m pretty sure men also like it when women cross their legs and flash their special areas and stuff. The men, they have a taste for that, yes. Oh yeah, and big boobs.
I know it’s a little obscure, but I think that what’s going here is
“upskirt action” and I believe I heard somewhere that men like it, right?
So, hmm, I don’t get what these women are doing these pictures that isn’t “to men’s tastes,” because they’re doing a swell job making sexy eye contact and almost showing their vaginas! Gosh, what are they doing wrong?
Oh, okay. I just read the memo. And, ahah, they’re being big fat fatties, that’s what’s wrong! Big fat chubby chubsters who eat full-fat yogurt and then cavort around in beds of rose petals being way hotter than they’re supposed to be! Oh noes! What are we going to do now? These ads are all over the internet and countless guys are getting wrongfully turned onâ€”poor, deluded men who don’t know any better because their dicks can’t read Portuguese. OOPS!
Oh, well. Sorry about the misunderstanding, Mr. Brazilian Low-Fat Yogurt Company, but you know, these things happen sometimes.