Total distance, one way: 11.3 miles.
Distance traveled while using the wrong gear: approximately six miles.
Animal sightings: One deer; one chipmunk; countless squirrels; six dogs. Including one with a cone around its head.
Number of times I probably could have made it across the big scary street with many swift and vroomy cars zorching by, but totally chickened out instead: 4.
How difficult pedalling up the Oakton Bridge was this time, on a scale of one to ten: 6.
How much I’d like to sleep right now, on a scale of one to ten: Uh huh.
How much I deserve some coffee cake right now, on a scale of one to MRMFF NUM NUM NUM: Six point MRMFFF.
How much coffee three yeah what ha!111!11@ ok thankyou happy fridady