Upon further discussion of Seattle Sutton‘s name, a friend agrees that while “Seattle Sutton” would be a very suitable porn star name, he feels that it would be an even better name for a Penthouse columnist.
As in: “Dear Seattle Sutton, I never thought I’d be writing you but the most incredible thing happened to me last week. I was at home relaxing in my hot tub when the doorbell rang…”
You mean you can’t imagine an alternate reality where Seattle Sutton does this for a living? No?