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28 Lines About 12-and-a-Quarter Months

January 5, 2006 by Wendy

January I went boot camp crazy:
did way too many lunges, squats.
Thanks to this stupid page in Feb.
you could calculate our mutual hots!
In March I blathered on and on
about horoscopes, Kirstie, and chick lit.
April was big: my book came out.
I met my boyfriend. Holy shit!
All book tour hell broke loose in May:
Seattle! Portland! New York! Boston!
LA in June! And San Francisco!
And the sexiest state of all: Wisconsin.
Hit Durham in July and redesigned;
ranted about those ads for Dove.
In August: half-assed weight loss plans!
Mystery beeps! Hot penguin love!
September I wrote… um, almost nothing.
What else did I do besides get fat?
October: Halloween, obviously;
I wore the most fucked-up ever hat.
I couldn’t shut up in November–
Fat suits! Plan B! Bras with phones!
December: obsessed with gingerbread;
earrings in 99 Luftballons.
It’s January 06! I’ve yet to quit
drinking Jewel brand spiked eggnog.
But my resolutions are already done!
Well, just the one: “Update damn blog.”

Filed Under: meta, personal

Comments

  1. Amy says

    January 5, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    That is so Madison. I grew up there and love the hippy, dippy, eagerness of it all. Sounds like you had a banner year.

  2. G.W. says

    January 6, 2006 at 2:18 am

    Yes.um. I wish you’de update more. But who am I to complain? Have a good new year.

  3. tuffy says

    January 6, 2006 at 4:56 am

    Excellent! My fave month is October, just because of the hat.

  4. Karen Rani says

    January 6, 2006 at 9:49 am

    And we’re so glad you did! What a great post!

  5. Amber says

    January 6, 2006 at 11:00 am

    Can’t get enough of that hat.

  6. Becca says

    January 7, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    This was the year of the eggnog for me too!

  7. Jess Riley says

    January 8, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    Wendy, you rock. Looking forward to reading your 2006 posts.

  8. Kirsten says

    January 11, 2006 at 10:25 am

    Since you mention the hat… Have you seen this?

    I don’t know if it really has anything to do with Flowers in the Attic, but look! I know how to do links now!

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