I fell into some kind of internet wormhole where time appeared to elapse at a normal rate in my daily life while I worked at my job and bought a car, and watched America’s Next Top Model (my heart beats KIM KIM KIM and CORYN CORYN CORYN and maybe just a little bit for LISA, though she could stand to be medicated a little, okay, a LOT), and counted Weight Watcher points, and then didn’t count Weight Watcher points and pretended it was “core,” and drank beer, and caught up with friends, and danced. The usual. But on the internet, time lost all meaning, and it seems I was sleeping for weeks and weeks in my airtight cyberspace pod. Then again, maybe I needed the rest.
Apparently summer’s over. For months there’s been a Dove Girl in an ad on the side of a bus shelter in my neighborhood, and tonight, when I drove by, I wondered if she was cold now, in her underwear like that.
You’re back! My obsessive blog-stalking has finally been rewarded. Hip, hip, hurrah!
(I totally need to head back to WW. . .sigh. . .)
my heart beats KIM KIM KIM, too.
and for those other girls as well, but not really for lisa because her mouth seems freakishly big for some reason, and it’s always open and flapping.
i’m just glad sarah the wide-mouth-bass is gone. whew.
Well, I must say I’m glad that certain someone left. I won’t mention names in case for some reason you missed that episode. What a prissy missy she was. Kim is my favorite but I’m not so much about Coryn, her eyebrows still look like they are gonna leap off her face and attack me. Oh well. I live for Wednesdays!
What is it about ANTM that just sucks people in…if it’s on, I’m a zombie until its over. Which gets bad during the VH1 marathons.
I’d also like to add that I finished your book about a month ago and it kicks ass. I hope I’m not breaking your comments rules in saying that. It’s like the freaking tax code…I just don’t get it.
I think Kim needs to stop developing crushes on the girls because that seems to be their kiss of death–first sarah, now kyle…
This show is like crack. Try it once & you’re hooked.