So how is your day? Maybe you’re having a lousy day today. Or else, maybe you’re having a very good day today. Perhaps today your day is so good that you can hardly stand it�SO good that you feel almost silly, silly and happy, like the biggest, bestest balloon you ever saw nudging higher and higher in the brilliant sky, and you’re wondering if there’s anything that’s ever going to bring you down.
So will it help if I tell you there is a DYING GOOSE right outside my office at the moment?
Update: make that a dead goose.
Yes, I work in the suburbs.