And another thing…

Why does V!agr@ spam depend so heavily on this whole Penis Of Mass Destruction concept as a selling point? When it comes to product claims I suppose treats erectile dysfunction doesn’t have quite as much appeal as unleashes powerful ninja dick!!! but come on, spammers, if you’re going to entice the guys with the promise of gigantic meat cudgel endowments to “make her SCREAM!” and “tear her APART!” or maybe even “put her EYE out!” you should at least provide equal opportunity here. Like maybe the subject lines for breast enhancement spam ought to include phrases like “SMOTHER HIM WITH YOUR DOUBLE D CUPS!” or “SUPERSIZE FUNBAGS WHACK HIM ACROSS THE FACE!” or “MAKE HIM CRY FOR MAMA!” I mean, why don’t they? Us girls, we’re too nice.