I usually don’t have to think about that stuff here; I never set out to make Wendy Online anything other than a fairly close approximation of Wendy Live, but of course you know I’m going to leave stuff out, right? There are things you don’t know about me. Like you don’t know which Sanrio character I am. I bet you think it’s Batz Maru, but really, the truth would be too much for this blog.
Also, I hope you all understand that I’ve chosen to keep the matter of which Harry Potter candy I am private. I don’t want to piss readers who might be Chocolate Frogs, and moreover I’d like to avoid the total shitstorm of criticism I got when I revealed that I was the Kevin Smith movie Clerks. And I totally appreciate your concern over whether I’m ketchup or mayonnaise, but, well, I guess I’d like to deal with these issues on my own. Thanks.