But I was raised by drunken bikers!

From: (someone)@aol.com
Date: Fri Nov 28, 2003 6:08:29 PM
To: wendy@candyboots.com
Subject: Your female?

I think you are rude and crass!� Your language likens that of a drunken biker.� I NEVER would have looked at your site if it hadn’t been sent by a very good friend.� I plan to ask her if she found it amusing or entertaining.� I found it to be neither.� You are wasting your time and our space on the internet.

You might try finding a more creative, useful hobby.

Well, okay. Maybe I’ll take up cross-stitch.