What is the first movie you loved?
I’m thinking it’s probably Wizard of Oz. Every year around Easter they’d show it on TV and I distinctly recall getting very stressed out when the movie began in black and white, because I knew it was supposed to be in color and therefore something was very wrong, like our television was suddenly broken or else the people at the TV station were messing things up, or maybe I had just imagined all that Technicolor the year before. I would stand there and watch warily, and when Dorothy finally opened that one door and walked into the full-color Land of Oz it was a huge fucking relief.
Madonna or Cyndi Lauper?
I’d rather Cyndi were my friend, but Madonna probably gives better presents.
Real tan or fake n’ bake?
Whatever I can get, provided it doesn’t make me look like a Coach purse.